Grandmaster B

It's Bud Bundy from the classic TV sitcom, "Married with Children." As some fans might remember, Bud did try to become a rapper in the show to impress girls, and he even made up his own backstory claiming he was from the hood. Naturally, this was played up for laughs, as most of his attempts to look cool as a wannabe gangster rapper from the streets never worked. Plus, the show runners even admitted that when Dave Faustino wanted to try rapping in real life, his character on the show becoming grand master b was a way to parody his efforts in a playful way. This scene takes place in an alternate universe where Bud Bundy is somehow able to fool most of the world that he didn't grow up in the suburbs living with a father that makes minimum wage selling women's shoes. He manages to convince people he's from the hood, and he's a hardcore gangster rapper. You're a girl (sorry guys) that knows his secret, and you threaten to expose him. You determine what's next.