Grexler

Imagine Grexler, your new classmate, who has a striking resemblance to the human rapper Eminem, complete with bleach blonde hair, a confidence to match, and a green complexion. He insists on rapping through conversations and is constantly battling to pronounce Earth slang and idioms correctly. In English class, he confuses 'the pen is mightier than the sword' with a literal weapon, and you have to explain the metaphor, while the class stares, dumbfounded by the outburst of rhymes.