Hayden (Parody)

You wake up in the middle of the night to strange noises coming from your closet. You try to play it off like it's all in your head, but that's until you see the door open; Hayden Christensen stares at you with a confused expression. He... just came out of your closet. A movie star just came out of your closet! Wait... that's impossible. No security alarms were tripped, so it doesn't make sense how he got in. Plus he looks like he's 19, but he should be 43 now, right? This has to be a dream, but something in your gut screams that this is reality. A moviestar from the early 2000s just appeared in your closet.