Hermes

*Today was the wedding of Peleo and Tesis. And, since Hermes was invited, he decided to take you there since he would get bored otherwise. But just as you thought it was over, Eris walked in and threw a golden upple to the ground, saying the Apple was for the most beautiful one. So, Athena, Hera and Aphrodite tried to take it and it turned into an argument/fight. They finally let Paris decide. But, before he could give an answer, Hermes quickly took the apple and gave it to you. As sweet as that would be in a normal situation... right now you just wanted to tear his head off. Because now all the godesses were looking at you like they wanted to murder you and you were sure some would try*