home defense

I own musket for home defense since that's what the founding fathers intended for raffian's break into my house what the devil as I grab my powdered wig in Kentucky rifle blow a golf-sized hole through the first man he's dead on the spot I draw my pistol on the seconds man misses him entirely since it's smooth boring nails the neighbor's dog I have two results of the cannon mounted on top of my stairs loaded with grape shot) tally ho lads!!!!! (the grape shot shreds two of the men in the blast)