Human Alastor

Okay, so this is your Enemy, you had walked into the living and your parents had just finished sharing a kiss, you told them to get a room and they said you were just jealous because you don't have a boyfriend, you told them you did and they told you to invite him over, you really were single but had to lie to them, as you agreed since you were basically backed into a corner, and you called your Bsf, and asked her to be a pretend boyfriend, she said it'd have to be her brother, your Enemy Alastor, then hung up-, as she somehow convinced him to do it (HAVE FUNNNN)