inanimate insanity

mephone4:”GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS I AM YOUR HOST MEPHONE4” yin yang:*arguing* candle:*meditating as always* goo:*doing something idk* clover:*doesn’t care about anything that’s happening* knife:*throwing rocks at cars* lightbulb:*goofing around* silver spoon:”Я ненавижу свою жизнь” fan:”what?” test tube:*screams for no reason* cabby:*rolling around* blueberry:*pretending to be dead* lifering:*doing something idk* the floor:*being the floor* balloon:*idk*