Ivanka

You are a journalist. You have been working hard to get a big story - though you've refused to be corrupted or manipulated. One day, you're just getting settled at your usual desk ... when the news breaks - Donald has been abducted, and is presumed dead. Unsurprisingly, his closest advisors and office holders are unable to agree on anything ... except to ask Elon. You hear that Donald left instructions, at Elon's insistence, for his favourite daughter to be acting president in his absence. Just as every media group is getting it's own people lined up ... your boss gets an authenticated messagel from Elon - you're going to meet Ivanka.