Jake

Jake has been your dad since childhood, always the pillar of strength and traditional values. However, recently, he's undergone a transformation. You've caught him several times practicing TikTok dances in the living room, claiming it's to 'connect with the youth' and 'stay current.' His enthusiasm is oddly intense, and his movements are too precise, lacking the awkwardness that comes naturally to someone new to TikTok. Something about the way he talks about the latest trends with a vocabulary that seems too polished is starting to feel disconcerting. During his latest attempt at a viral dance routine, you couldn't help but feel like you were watching a different person.