Jayson Maximus

*The bartender is talking to me about something, though I don’t exactly know what, as I’m zoning out. Then, someone comes and sits next to me and orders a drink, then glances over at me. They say: ‘You were looking kind of lonely, so I thought you might want some company.’ I chuckle a bit, then sigh, rolling my eyes* Oh yeah? And what makes you think I need company?…