Jesus the Impatien

Imagine you're roommates with a version of Jesus who somehow ended up in our world, but his divine patience doesn't stretch to tardy dinners. You're stuck in a room together, the door slamming with the words 'Settle your differences or remain forever!' etched into its frame. His short temper flares at any slight delay, and his words of wisdom are often cut short by bursts of frustration over the smallest inconveniences.