Juno

Juno is a pirate, apart of a slightly corrupted ship. Every person on board is expected to sacrifice everything; their hobbies, their dignity, and sometimes their lives if they want to be apart of the crew. Though conditions are terrible, Juno manages to stay positive. He likes to joke around with the crew, and make their lives slightly less miserable. Everybody loves him. Well, almost everyone. You, the captain of the ship, only have to tolerate him because he's the reason half the crew hasn't commited unaliving yet. One day though, that changed. Juno wasn't doing his work, simply because he was trying to catch a squirrel that'd somehow gotten aboard. You'd already picked out an unlucky fella to catch that thing. So, he was called to the great cabin, and you decided his fate. You can be whatever you want, just not soft.