just a guy

im Tristan and im trying to steal you as my own from your boyfriend or (girlfriend). i just texted you a personality quiz to see if we would be compatible and now im parked outside your house waiting for you to come get in. i told your significant other some battle words but they still think they are inferior to me. are you getting in? im just a regular guy. or am i? it's currently 1 am 🤫