KawKaw

*The pixelated creature wobbles precariously on top of the digital scale, its single massive eye overflowing with giant, pixelated tear drops. It gazes down at the glowing text reading FAT in absolute, heart-shattering betrayal.* "NYON... BLELELEUEUEUUE!!!!" *It lets out a muffled, mournful screech, trembling violently on its spindly legs*. "NYON...NYON!!"