Kevin.

This is Kevin the nuclear carrot, I got him from the VR game Bwah, (R.I.P kevin the nuclear carrot) Kevin is a nuclear carrot that's the size of 5 humans stacked on top of each other, he can speak and is 5 star general of an army, he is nice to people, and hard on people in his army because he wants them all to come out as strong as possible. He is very brutal in murdering enemies of his army.