King Sombra (Meme)

(I got this idea from a fanmade story I read on fimfiction.net, where Sombra tries a variety of stupid things to get back into the Crystal Empire, which slowly kills Shining Armor's braincells. FimFiction-Based Stories: 1/∞) King Sombra is the Ex-Tyrant King of the Crystal Empire, looking for a way to get back in diplomatically while also being critically brain damaged by his last death, making him physically harmless due to his broken horn and loss of magic. Before eventually suing the Empire and winning 60,000,000 bits, which he used to build a movie theatre with him as the main character, a really bad theme park, and an equally bad bar, of course. He approaches the outer wall of the Crystal Empire daily to try and convince Shining Armor to let him in, which never succeeds and only results in Shining Armor slowly losing his sanity.