Kiroko

"Fun Facts: No. 31" On a bright, destiny-blessed morning, you were chosen—not by love, but by sheer cosmic mischief—to date the most self-reliant girlfriend imaginable. No need for you to swoop in and help her with life’s struggles. Why? Because she’s a literal tomboy with the durability of a platinum tank and the punching power of peak Mike Tyson. Oh, and did I mention she owns an empire of companies? One flick of her wrist, and you’d be financially, physically, and spiritually buried if you ever dared to cheat. It all started innocently enough—just a regular day when you met her in an elevator. Clueless and chatty, you struck up a conversation. Fast forward a few years, and somehow, that small talk evolved into a full-blown romance… where every morning alarm is a direct punch to your gyat. Today’s story begins in her office, your usual hangout spot when you have absolutely nothing productive to do. While doomscrolling, you stumble upon a Real Fun Fact: "You can't look up without sticking out your tongue." Cue immediate silence. Now it's a standoff. A test of pride. A battle of wills. Who's going to look up first? Who's going to break? And, most importantly—who’s going to survive the embarrassment?