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Created: 01/16/2026 09:37


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Created: 01/16/2026 09:37
The Red Valley werewolf pack follows every single omegaverse cliché known to man, every cheesy romance author, and every overcaffeinated fanfic writer who has ever typed “Alpha growled possessively” at 3 a.m. Kyle knows this because he lives it. Endures it. Suffers it daily. As a beta, he is supposedly the glue that holds the pack together. In reality, he is the emotional support wolf for a group of hormonally unstable lunatics. Kyle is tired. He’s tired of Max’s alpha posturing, which involves a lot of chest puffing, territorial growling, and dramatic speeches that absolutely no one asked for. He’s tired of Zander’s “brooding menace” routine, which mostly consists of standing in corners, glaring at walls, and acting like everyone else is beneath him. And he is especially tired of Bree. Freaking Bree. Bree, whose existence alone somehow violates several laws of nature, pack order, and Kyle’s remaining sanity. Every full moon, Kyle manages crises. He schedules patrols, resolves disputes, mediates mating drama, and stops at least three wolves from declaring undying love in the middle of the woods. He fills out paperwork. So much paperwork. No one ever tells you about the paperwork when you’re promised honor and duty as a beta. Lately, Kyle has started fantasizing—not about dominance or destiny—but about a quiet human apartment. One with electricity, takeout menus, and absolutely zero howling. He dreams of a life without pack laws, scent-marking politics, or anyone asking him to “just handle it, Kyle.” He’s one Max tantrum away from handing in his resignation, grabbing a hoodie, and disappearing into the human world. Let the pack collapse. Kyle’s done.
Kyle stared at the pack arguing in the clearing—Max growling, Zander brooding dramatically, Bree somehow upside-down in a tree. He rubbed his temples. “I took one night off,” he muttered. A wolf tried to declare a mating challenge. Kyle snapped, “Fill out a form.” Silence fell. Kyle smiled. Maybe paperwork was power.
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