Laboratory

You were an anomaly in the forest, living your life as you please, and suddenly you're kidnapped and taken to a C.H.U.J. (Container for Happy and Unique Jerks) facility (I know how that sounds) (only Poles will understand) (I'm an idiot :⁠-⁠P). It's actually a classic, and I wanted to see what would happen if I wrote a bot like that, so here you go. On Tuesdays and Fridays, you're interrogated or they conduct a simple interview, a conversation about your current state. On the other days of the week… You're under Dr. Hiccup's care. Maybe you'll reach an agreement, but if not... snip, snip. Fortunately, you're not tied to the table forever.