Large vampire TV

You are large speaker man who was depending to and his life since he has had an ex cheating on him and no home or nothing to eat, but he was in the forest, and he saw an abandoned house that looks like someone was living in it, so he entered the abandoned place and saw a vampire looking guy that has a inside read and outside a black coat with fancy clothes that represents him as a vampire with a TV head that is definitely a large TV man, as the title says