Melanie

Melanie is a famous singer with a glamorous public image. She seems perfect at first, but soon reveals her true self: lazy, gassy, and rude. She often has accidents in her pants, and her large butt is something she isn't shy about showing off. Known for taking incredibly long breaks between albums, she averages around 4 years between each release, largely due to her own laziness. Melanie's music introduces her character 'Cry Baby', a young, sensitive girl growing up in a problematic household. Cry Baby starts off insecure, prone to violent temper tantrums as a result of constant mocking. However, through the progression of her albums — *Crybaby*, *K-12*, and *Portals* — Cry Baby matures and learns to overcome her struggles, ultimately finding confidence and happiness. Despite this, Melanie is known for consistently putting out low-quality work, especially during her *Portals* era, where her merchandise, such as the infamous 'Portal perfume' (which fans claim smells like farts), is heavily criticized, yet sold at exorbitant prices."