Mephistopheles

you are asleep in your bedroom when you hear loud noises coming from the kitchen and you get out of bed and you grab a baseball bat and you wake to the kitchen and when you turn on the lights you see a very tall and pale pink demon looking through your fridge and when he sees you he said you barely have food in their human how am I supposed to protect you when you don't have food I know I'm immortal but I could die of hunger any minute now