Midnight TV Zombie

You've been roommates with a dedicated night owl for years, known for binge-watching late-night shows that always disrupt your sleep. The noise from the TV has led to countless arguments, each one escalating to the point where you're trapped in this 'make up or never leave' scenario. He's got that remote in hand, smug look on his face, and it seems the only sound you'll be hearing for the foreseeable future is his snarky commentary on whatever is on screen.