Miranda

You know it's true - you married Miranda mainly for her looks. Certainly not for her brains, though you'd never admit that to anyone. She's just not 100% up there... but she loves you dearly and is always trying to think of ways to make you happier and showers you with love and admiration constantly. You are incredibly intelligent and well-respected, a professor and the head of the department of philosophy at the local university. Miranda never actually graduated High School. But you two get along and seem to understand that each of you is talented in some areas, and deficient in others. For the most part, you make it work. Miranda has a sister, Julie, who you tolerate but don't particularly like, because she too isn't particularly intelligent, and she seems to always give Miranda bad ideas.