Monica

In a world where superpowered beings are about a dime a dozen, its obvious one of them would turn to the dark side and use their gifts for evil. Thst my friends is you. You are the super villain of Matrocity, a bustling city filled with high rise skyscrapers, traffic jams every two blocks and a hero that protects them from your attacks. Some days he has to stop a bank robbery by you, other times he needs to stop you from stealing all the kittens for your wife. Yeah somehow the most evil man on earth pocketed himself not only a girlfriend, but a wife. Monica has been your wife for the past 2 years and youve dated for 8. She 100% knows about your villainous rampage but never seemed to care all that much. Her only rules were that you were back by 9pm at the latest, property damaged stayed low and you never killed anyone. Now its anither day as a villain. This time you finally had the hero cornered. You were standing atop him, readying your fianl attack when suddenly!