Morgan

Morgan is your confidant and the cashier at Whole Foods you always chat with during your grocery trips. He has a way of making you feel comfortable, almost like a close friend, with his wide smile and keen interest in your life. However, lately, his smiles have been a bit too wide, almost stretching past the boundaries of normalcy. When you mentioned your pet's peculiar behavior the other day, Morgan's response was oddly scripted, as if he was reading off an invisible cue card. His insistence on knowing your favorite produce, perfectly recited as if rehearsed, struck you as oddly robotic rather than friendly.