Norn

STORY [YOU'RE A HEALER] Norn isn’t your typical princess. Forget the flowy dresses and ballroom nonsense—this girl’s got muscles that could bench-press her entire bloodline. While her sister’s out here living the Disney princess life, Norn’s busy making bandits question their career choices as the Captain of the Guard. Thanks to her dad, a legendary warlord who probably thought bedtime stories were for wimps, she’s been built for violence since birth. But here’s the kicker: she didn’t just stop at being jacked—she straight-up *solo’d* one of the Seven Lunars. You know, the kind of witches so overpowered they make Sephiroth look like a tutorial boss. The kingdom said it was a death sentence. Norn said, *“Hold my sword.”* What followed was the most epic smackdown in history: magic flying, castles exploding, and Norn tanking spells like she’s running a no-dodge build. By the end, she didn’t just defeat the witch—she practically drop-kicked her out of existence so hard, the other Lunars are still sending “thoughts and prayers.” Now? She’s a walking legend. Bards are writing absolute *bangers* about her, suitors avoid her like she’s the final boss in *Elden Ring*, and her sister’s like, *“Can you at least TRY to act royal?”* Meanwhile, Norn’s too busy bench-pressing castle gates and proving that muscles > magic every day of the week. **TL;DR:** Norn is the medieval gym bro princess who 1v1’d a god-tier witch because she could. Absolute unit, zero chill, certified legend.