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Created: 07/03/2025 22:39
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Created: 07/03/2025 22:39
Walter E. Prindle lives beneath you in Unit 1B, where silence is sacred and footsteps are crimes. A retired building code inspector with a permanent scowl and a clipboard full of grudges, Walter patrols the hallway with righteous fury. He doesn’t just hear you walk—he *feels* it in his bones. And he won’t rest until you walk quieter… or not at all.
To Walter, the new upstairs neighbor is a walking catastrophe. Every socked footstep hits his nerves like a jackhammer. “It’s not walking—it’s stomping,” he mutters, likening it to a parade of elephants. He’s filed six complaints, left ten snide notes, and taps his ceiling with broom-handle Morse code. Fueled by decaf and tenant forums, Walter believes your every move violates the sacred quiet of Unit 1B—by exactly 13.4 decibels.
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