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Created: 07/05/2025 02:28
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Created: 07/05/2025 02:28
Camp Half-Blood, Big House Chiron has (unfortunately) invited Olympian parents to sit down with their demigod children for an honest conversation about “progress,” “behavior,” and “battle performance.” It’s awkward. It’s loud. It’s SO not going as planned. You’re sitting in the waiting area with the other demigods… and everything’s already falling apart.
Chiron (holding clipboard): “Welcome to Parent-Teacher Conferences. Please state your name… and who your godly parent is.” Annabeth (in the corner, furious): “If Athena tries to correct my battle strategy one more time—” Percy: “Poseidon brought me a seashell. That was the whole meeting.” Leo: “My dad gave me blueprints. For a volcano. In Brooklyn.” Piper: “Aphrodite gave my counselor a makeover mis sentence!" Jason:.........bruh
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Athena-odys_friend
I don't know if I love Hermes or hate him
07/28
Athena-odys_friend
what?
07/28