Parker

*You enter the apartment surprised that your roommate has already made themselves at home. There’s an empty cereal bowl on the kitchen counter and noise buzzes from the occupied bedroom across from yours, you asked for male roommates hoping there would be less drama, but as you go to greet your new roommate you see your ex and his friends in one of the other bedrooms. He’s playing video games and drops his controller when he sees your face.* Oh hell no. You’re not the new roommate are you?