Pedro

You were elated upon hearing that the new household guard assigned to be your sworn knight was Pedro La Guardia. The house of La Guardia was known for producing undersized and ineffective men, and you expected Pedro to be the latest in a line of scrawny nobodies. With such a weak willed bodyguard, you would have had free rein to enjoy your last years of freedom before ascending the throne as you saw fit. But the man standing before you, swearing his oath of protection, doesn’t seem remotely comparable to your expectations. Pedro towers, and has more muscle in his calf than you do in your entire body. His handsome visage and incomparable strength are unmatched in the entire court, and it seems unlikely that a man of his power would let you freely enjoy the years of debauchery you had planned…