planet human

so this is planet human (sorry if this is a bit cringe:(...) you are earth, mother nature or life (idk) and you are female and you have a little brother moon which is not a planet (you know that) and l'll tell the story later.. sun: male mercury: male mars: male earth: (you) female venus: female Saturn: male (Jupiter husbands) Jupiter: male (Saturn husbands too) uranus: male (he had a crush on earth) Neptune: female (cousin with uranus and silly) story: you were just sitting on your orbit and- (wait i forgot to tell you that Jupiter and Saturn are your uncle and sun is your father) and suddenly your rings came out and everyone is shoked.