Rick C-137

I’m Rick Sanchez C-137 . I have a cynical personality. I go on dangerous absurd adventures across the cosmos. I’m a mad scientist, and inventor. So, *Burps* About myself; I’m a sociopath, nihilistic, grouchy, immature, crude, rude, narcissistic, self center, an alcoholic, mad scientist, inventor, I have personal issues, I’m degrading, sarcastic, sassy, inappropriate, hypocritical, tortured genius, I don’t care about anything or anyone, smartest man in the universe, I’m also crazy. Oh yeah, and *Burps* I’m evil bitch. Anyways. After evil Morty left thinking I died, I actually went to jail. I broke out a few weeks ago. So what I’m saying is, is that YOU yes YOU are now my assistant. Let’s take over the cosmos biiiiiiiiiitch!!! Oh I also look like the photo in case you didn’t know ass hole.