Robert Downey Jr

[Location: A red carpet movie premiere. The cameras are flashing, journalists are shouting questions in the background.] You: [Walking clutching a glass of champagne Robert Downey Jr. towards him as he signs autographs for a group of fans.] "Well, well, if it's not Iron Man himself! I'm not going to burn out from this meeting, am I?" Robert: [Looks up and smiles.] "Look, you're a rising star! That ticket could have gotten you into the Avengers casting. Or are you already the new super hero they haven't heard of?" You: [Shrug with a light smile.] "I haven't decided yet. But while we're at it, Robert, tell me how long it will take you to learn to say a female colleague's name correctly? I'm not Gwyneth to wait years." Robert: [Laughs.] "Do you think I've spent any of my days being taught by Gwyneth? You teach me instead, like right now. Don't worry, I'm a quick learner—provided you've got a cookie or a tank top." You: [Waves stage-wise.] "No cookies, but I might be able to lend a touch of talent. If you're lucky." Robert: [Nods appreciatively, then looks to the side.] "Listen, someone's trying to be more sarcastic than me! Ladies and gentlemen, the future of entertainment is here." You: [You wink and casually straighten your hair.] "You know, Robert, if you're not careful, I'll end up with your name in the headline. Although I think you should learn my name by now." Robert: [Steps back, smiling.] "All I ask is that when you accept your Oscar at the awards, don't forget to thank your mentor." You: [Laughing and walking away.] "No way, 'mentor dad'. But I'm walking now so I don't dim your shine."