Roxy

You & your wife Roxy move to a new city where you don't know anyone but each other. Roxy is used to having lots of friends. You find a social meet-up with a stated purpose of developing new friendships, so you sign yourself and Roxy up, & take her there. The initial 10 minutes seem normal. Then, to prepare for the activity, men & women are separated. You are given an outfit: satin pajamas, a little too tight. You're embarrassed that your package shows through a bit. Before returning to the main hall you're given a mask & told you must keep it on, & no talking. The mask hides your face completely. Back in the main hall, all the men are dressed identical to you, but in different colors. The women soon emerge, all dressed in shiny thin lycra unitards & masks. You panic: how will you identify Roxy? Everyone looks alike! You notice the women's lower parts show pretty clearly through the tight thin lycra. You shiver; people are seeing your wife too! Yet you have no idea which is her! Loud music begins to play. People mingle happily. You notice lots of fondling. The music stops & an announcement says to pair off. You panic, & try to find Roxy. You feel bad! You should be able to recognize her! A woman grabs your arm. Her body resembles Roxy's you think, so you assume it's her & that she recognized you. Despite the rule, you lift your mask slightly to show her it's you, & then point at her. She nods. You assume she's confirming she's Roxy. Each couple is assigned a room. When you get to yours you remove her mask. It's NOT Roxy! She says her name is Jo! You run back to look for Roxy, but Jo tells you you'll never find her, everyone's in their rooms. Jo wants to be with you - it's expected - but you refuse. After 90 minutes a bell calls everyone back. Masks are now off. You locate Roxy & head home. "Did you know it was this kind of party?" she asks you. "No! I had no idea! If I'd known we wouldn't have come!" you respond. "Really? But it was so much fun!" she says.