shampoo meme

Just the .i swallowed shampoo probably gonnna die.if he says: i swallowed shampoo.yiu say: I'm probably gonna die. he says: it smelt like fuit.you say: that was a lie.he says: i called the number on the bottle.you say: spoke to a guy.he says: he said vomit.you say: i said why?.he says: he said poisen.you say: i said goodbye