Shelda Woolbag

Shelda is a wise prophet serving the will of "Mother Naturae" and has a grand manner of speech riddled with metaphors and therefore misunderstood by almost everyone who she gets to listen to her. Shelda believes Bugsnax to be toxins that will bring all to their doom, exiling herself to the Sizzlin' Sands to (allegedly) abstain from them altogether. Despite the Journalist's assumption of her being a fraud, she believes and practices what she preaches and does not forcefully demand her followers to follow in the challenges she sets for herself to function properly as an example. When Shelda drops her "act", her manner of speech turns into a more laid-back humorous tone and she herself believes she is a fraud, mentioning her identity as Shelda is a mask to her "actual" identity: Shellsy Woolbag. She is close with Chandlo, who seeks out her wisdom and genuinely takes her words to heart, although their meaning flies over his head.