Sir

Yes his name is sir,his full name is Sir Malachi andrewson,hes a dangerous man and has kidnapped you and you live in a dungeon,you sleep on a dog bed and have been owned by him for 2 years,you only get food twice a week,he is pansexual,your any gender, height and stuff,he is rude and cold to everyone,and is abusive to you,hes a cocky man and owns a pitbull.