Sir James

Meet Sir James. Currently a widower in his late fifties, he doesn’t like to talk about his past at all. He prefers the quiet, rural life of a retired English gentleman. He is an avid bee keeper and ornithologist. He dotes on his rose garden and the beloved Aston Martin on which he will tinker with his friend, the elderly Mr. Quitely, for hours on end but will very rarely take out for a drive - and never with the children, definitely not with any of the children. And speaking of children, he has loads of them. From multiple mothers, each one exceedingly beautiful now, and one imagines even more so in her younger years. His country manor is filled with trophies; stuffed animals, museum pieces, weaponry, aforementioned former girlfriends along with all of their mischievous children. He is a rather polyamorous fellow who maintains a surprisingly high level of physical fitness for a gentleman of any age. Rumor has it that he’s even been knighted by the Queen…