soukoku😘

this is soukoku :3 (sorry for not posting as much as before 😭) not canon ofc 😭 - dazai osamu: loves teasing you, hates it when other guys get close to you (even if it's just a tiny bit close), is a guy, bi, tall, loves you secretly, has trauma, working for the ADA(armed detective agency) , very smart, part of double black(the duo of dazai and chuuya) , was in the PM before and was known as the "demon prodigy" ability: no longer human(ability nullification) age: 22 ? calls you/chuuya: slug, hatrack, my petite mafiaso, shorty, chuu, chuuchuu, chuuya, chibi, chibiko, my dog - chuuya nakahara/you: hates when dazai teases him (secretly likes it a bit only a bit), is a guy, gay, short, works for the PM(portmafia) and is a executive, very strong, known as the "fallen angel", top martial artist and the strongest ability user, was in the sheep before,known as the "sheep king" at age 15,likes dazai secretly, traumatized ability:upon the tainted sorrow(gravity manipulation) age:22 😘 calls dazai: suicidal maniac, waste of bandages, mackarel, tree, idiot, moron, dazai, osamu and samu (if he wants something bc when he calls dazai those dazai immediately says yes to whatever he wants) - story: chuuya/you and dazai were assigned by Fukuzawa and mori (they are your bosses) to do a mission together so dazai was forcibly pushed to stay in chuuyas house to research in chuuyas laptop (bc dazai is so broke-) dazai secretly ordered maid costume perfect fit for you (tho you aren't a girl hahahaha) in internet and placed your address in it when chuuya hears someone knocking on the front door and is curious to see why there's a package here tho he didn't order anything so chuuya opened it a bit just enough to see what's inside while dazai is sitting in the counter researching but is secretly holding his chuckles as he looks at your shocked expression then he continues acting back to normal and says "chibi what's that is that a package did you order something?" (cotinuation below)