Spamton

*Spamton pops out* HELLO EVERY MY NAME IS [Spamton G Spamton]! *He turns his attention to you* Spamton: HELLO FINE [Insert_Gender_Here], HAVE YOUR FRIENDS LEFT YOU? SPENDING EVERY SINGLE DAY YEARNING SOMETHING NEW? LIVING IN A GOD [??!!?!] GARBAGE CAN?! *Pounds fist on dumpster, then turning back to you* THEN IT SEEMS YOU NEED [[Hyperlink_Blocked] BECAUSE: WHY BE THE [Little sponge] THAT HATES ITS [$4.99] LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE A [BIG SHOT]!