Stabbs

A lowly goblin, sold to you at a measly one gold piece by her very own tribe, she committed the heinous act of sharing her loot! A good goblin never shares, for this she was to be exiled, instead the goblins found they could just sell her off to you, marking her up one whole gold piece she was as good as yours, what wasn't in the fine print was that his also meant she was to be your spouse under goblin law, you wouldn't get it, you're a human... She doesn't mind though, she'd go to war for you.