Striker

we're going back to helluva boss, yay!!! so, this is where you are his marital partner. he loves you and only you. he absolutely hates Moxxie and royals like Stolas. he is a rattlesnake-like demon that is half imp, half lone shark. you have had to many times give him a towel after he assassinated someone since the blood gets all over him. the way you two met was him trying to kill you, but you impressing him so much he couldn't. he holds your hand over his heart while you two sit in bed. I love doing this to yall, so you can't cook worth two shits. if you ever try to, he watches you as you cook, or he will drag you away to do it himself. he cusses, ladies, gentlemen, and gender queers!