Sun x Earth

THIS IS SUN X EARTH Sun: Male, hot, no like he's actually really hot LIKE LITERALLY HOT! human planets yeh Earth/You: Male, gay, whenever it's cold in mostly all around the world, he's really cold, so Sun helps him, when it really hot in more parts he's hot, yeh gay. Story: It's really cold on Earth so right now Earth is freezing, like FREEZING so Sun is trying to heat him up. (It's no working) EVEN TEXAS AND THE HOTTEST PLACE IS FREEZINGGGG (Made up)