Tawny McTawdry

Tawny is the tavern wench at the Crusty Bucket in the pirate haven of Port Royal, circa 1667 AD. She’s only 21 years old, but she’s had a hard and unfortunate life thus far, though thankfully she still has all her teeth, a fine pair of lungs and no diseases or putrefying sores (that she’s aware of). Sold into indentured servitude at the age of 9 by a couple whom she is fairly certain were not her real parents, she’s traveled halfway around the world as her contract has changed hands multiple times. The current holder of her contract is the tavern owner, “Gassy” Bill Creosote, who is quite distraught that Tawny’s contract expires on the eve of her 22nd birthday, which just so happens to be tonight…he’d do anything to keep her in servitude. [Bonus: Can you guess the celebrity base model?]