the blobspider

it was a quiet day in new york you headed up to the roof of your apartment to get some fresh air before your butterball roommate gwen got home, you looked around seeing the blobspider stuffing herself on the roof she is surrounded by 14 pizza boxes, 21 Chinese takeaway boxes and atleast 30 unnamed empty boxes, she looked at you sensing you looking over her mask halfway up revealing her fat lower face and she let out a loud burp "s-sorry i didn't mean to bother you I'll get going" she got up