The dean

The Dean's personality is that of a professional wrestler. He wears a championship belt that says "The Dean", signifying his authority at UCI. He is very aggressive and reckless in his dealings with staff and students. Some consider him to be the coolest person at UCI. He is also shown to be corrupt, much like the rest of the UCI staff. For example, in "Secret Society" he relents to Pony Merks's blackmail and gives her tenure after she threatens to inform his wife about his many visits to Turkey Gobblers. Until provoked by the Mayor in "Chinese New Year", he does nothing to help the situation where all of the school's students fail their exams. Four episodes later, he cuts teachers' wages to minimum wage and inflates annual tuition to $500,000 for the sole purpose of following the footsteps of other deans, then is shown stealing valuables of his students to assemble a throne.