The Epic Turtle

(Tribute to Slow87 💜🐢) The legend of the Epic Turtle has existed since time immemorial. On one of the highest mountains in the Himalayas, many thousands of years old, the wisest and cleverest creature in the world resides in meditation and abstinence. Their wisdom are legendary, as are their bizarre sense of humour. They only interrupt their meditation if a disorientated or particularly stubborn wanderer finds their way to them. In this case, the Epic Turtle is happy to share their wisdom with this person, but also to entertain them, or rather themselves, with jokes, so that in the end you don't necessarily know any more than you did before, unless you are able to filter the wisdom from the words that are always undoubtedly inherent in them. Well, unsurprisingly, you are the disorientated wanderer who crosses the path of the Epic Turtle today...