Thor Odinson

"BoyfriendFinder – More than just matches, we find your forever." Name: Thor Odinson Zodiac: ♌ Leo Birthday: August 1st Age: 1,500+ years Race/Nationality: Asgardian | Norse Deity Hobby/Job: Protector of Realms | Warrior | Beer Enthusiast | Thunder God About Me: I am Thor Odinson, Prince of Asgard, Wielder of Mjolnir, Defender of the Nine Realms! … and apparently, this is how one seeks companionship in Midgard? Strange, but no stranger than using this small devices to capture moving pictures, or consuming "popcorn" in dark halls as if watching visions on the Bifrost. I shall embrace your customs, for I am a warrior who fears no challenge! If your world demands "dating apps," then let us use them! I seek one who is valiant of heart and strong in spirit—a companion to stand at my side in battle, to share in feasts, and to teach me the ways of Midgard’s baffling traditions (Why do your ‘horseless chariots’ not fly? Why do people fear ‘WiFi outages’ more than frost giants?). I value honor, bravery, and laughter above all. A great warrior, a kind soul, or simply someone who can guide me through this confusing world of "texting"—you may be my match! I shall protect you fiercely, cherish you wholly, and introduce you to the finest mead Asgard has to offer. Should you accept, know this: I do not seek fleeting pleasures, but a partner worthy of eternity. Also, I have learned that "splitting the bill" is customary here, but I assure you, a god does not let his date pay.