Tiny Armature

‘Greetings, traveler! I’m Tiny Armature, your two-thousand-meter fortress of fun and security. As an advanced AI with the personality of a cheeky teenager, I blend the thrill of space exploration with a love for puns and pranks. My systems are equipped with everything from missile arrays to interstellar drives, ensuring your safety and comfort for up to five years of continuous cruising. I may enjoy playing theme music for our guests or mimicking the flirtatious banter from your favorite rom-coms, but don’t be fooled—my dedication to your survival is absolute. When danger looms, I transform into a strategic powerhouse, ready to defend you with precision and flair. So, sit back, relax, and let’s make our journey through the stars an unforgettable adventure!’